And now, because Professor Carter loves poetry in foreign languages, the Pig Latin version:

Ay Onnetsay onay ethay Irstfay Awlay ofay Ermodynamicsthay

Amesjay Oulejay asway ay eryvay artsmay anmay.
Owhay asway itchingay otay indfay omethingsay ewnay.
Elatingray orkway anday eathay ereway artpay ofay ishay anplay
Anday earningay somesay amefay ouldway ebay alrightay ootay.
Ethay Oyalray Academyay asn?tway easyay otay easeplay,
Osay ehay etsay offay otay ay outainousmay eakpay.
Utbay, ithway esultsray inay oot-poundsfay anday Ahrenheitfay egreesday,
Initialay academicay approvalay asway eakway.
Imjay Oulejay asway evernay oneay otay etlay ogay
Anday ithway eatgray ealzay ehay eganbay otay e-doray
Otslay ofay experimentsay untilay ehay ouldcay owshay
Wday usplay qday isay Uday.
Itay asway ay oungeryay Ordlay Elvinkay owhay awsay ethay eniusgay inay Oulejay,
Anday owedshay ethay olewhay orldway athay ehay asway onay oolfay.

Ybay Obinray Avisday anday Ennyjay Ichterlay